if anyone ever asks me what orange is the new black is about i will send them these pictures without any context or explanation
I can’t wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a live-in-best-friend who I get to bang
“If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.”
I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)
Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life
I’m 120% serious when I say Melissa and Ben honestly give me so much joy. I would probably say I’m more of a fan of their relationship than I am of Melissa herself (and I’m a huge fucking fan of her).
(Source: heathledgers, via daisy-mae21)
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When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!
Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese